(Lights up on a blog. Playwright stands, center, downstage. He is ... nervous, fidgeting.)

PLAYWRIGHT

I'm here to share my stories.

(Clears throat.)

Excuse me.

(Beat)

I'm here to share my stories, prose and drama. Along with my thoughts about the self-inflicting torture that is writing.

(Holds out some sweat stained sheets of paper.)

Here. Have a look.

(Lights down.)